๐Ÿ”ด META PULSE โ€” March 25, 2026 โ€” CPA spiking, ROAS compressing hard. Attribution lag is a factor, but the trend line needs attention.
Account: MUD (act_548943215677106) ยท Attribution: 7-day click + 1-day view ยท Timezone: America/Los_Angeles ยท Data as of end-of-day March 24

1. Account Snapshot

MetricToday (Mar 24)Yesterday (Mar 23)7-Day Avg (Mar 17โ€“23)ฮ” Today vs 7DSignal
Spend$32,593$34,101$31,744+2.7%Steady
Purchases255275334-23.7%Attrib lag + compression
Revenue$11,655$12,081$14,866-21.6%Declining
ROAS0.360.350.47-23.4%Well below target
CPA$127.81$124.00$94.92+34.6%Elevated
CPM$25.12$23.53$23.92+5.0%Creeping up
CTR (link)0.76%0.74%0.74%+2.7%Holding
Frequency1.551.501.43+8.4%Watch
Implied AOV$45.71$43.93$44.51+2.7%Stable
VP of Growth take: The account is in a rough patch. ROAS has compressed from the 0.50โ€“0.55 range in late Feb to 0.35โ€“0.36 the last two days. Some of this is attribution lag (7-day click attribution hasn't fully played out for recent days), but the trend started mid-March and is persistent. CPMs are rising ($25 today vs $19โ€“20 in late Feb), which means we're paying more to reach the same people. With spend holding steady at ~$32K/day, we're basically spending the same to get less. The mid-March spike (Mar 13โ€“14 showed 0.73 and 0.66 ROAS) hasn't repeated. Worth considering whether the current creative mix and audience targeting is fatiguing, or if external factors (seasonality, competition) are compressing performance.

30-Day Performance Trend

30-Day Summary (Feb 23 โ€“ Mar 24)

$1.046M
Total Spend
11,666
Purchases
$501K
Revenue
0.48
Blended ROAS
$89.67
Avg CPA
$42.95
Avg AOV

2. Funnel Analysis (Last 7 Days)

7-day totals from the daily trend data (Mar 18โ€“24). Funnel conversion rates between each stage:

69,504
Link Clicks
โ†’ 79.5% โ†’
55,226
LP Views
โ†’ 229% โ†’
126,587
View Content
โ†’ 7.5% โ†’
9,469
Add to Cart
โ†’ 54.9% โ†’
5,199
Initiate Checkout
โ†’ 42.6% โ†’
2,216
Purchases
StageVolumeStage ConversionCost Per StageSignal
Link Click69,504โ€”$3.23Efficient
Landing Page View55,22679.5% of clicks$4.06Good LP load rate
View Content126,587>100% (multi-fire pixel)$1.77Pixel multi-firing
Add to Cart9,4697.5% of VC$23.69Moderate
Initiate Checkout5,19954.9% of ATC$43.12Healthy cart-to-checkout
Purchase2,21642.6% of IC$101.19Checkout dropoff worth investigating
Funnel read: The click-to-LP-view rate (79.5%) is solid โ€” pages are loading. View Content is multi-firing (showing >100% of LP views), which is normal for Shopify sites with multiple product views per session. The real leakage is from ATC to Purchase: only ~23.4% of people who add to cart actually buy. The checkout-to-purchase rate of 42.6% suggests friction at checkout โ€” worth checking if there are payment issues, unexpected shipping costs, or cart abandonment patterns to address.

3. Campaign Intelligence (Last 7 Days)

Budget Allocation Analysis

CampaignStatusSpendSpend %PurchasesRevenueRev %ROASCPACPMSignal
conv_all_ABO_scaling_7dayActive$549,50351.7%5,797$251,23447.2%0.46$94.79$32.69Workhorse, slightly over-indexed on spend
conv_og_sales_ASC_top-ads_CPRPaused$120,11311.3%1,983$94,92217.8%0.79$60.57$25.51Best efficiency โ€” why is this paused?
conv_og_sales_ASC_top-ads_relaunchActive$90,9938.6%1,126$50,4839.5%0.55$80.81$34.06Moderate
conv_all_ABO_partnershipPaused$83,6607.9%1,200$58,29911.0%0.70$69.72$14.01Under-invested vs. revenue share
conv_all_ABO_coffeeActive$72,8066.9%680$30,0325.6%0.41$107.07$28.43Over-invested, weak ROAS
TQE - CBO - acq - tCPAActive$45,0544.2%672$31,6666.0%0.70$67.05$18.75Efficient, room to scale
tof_awr_eng_fyfActive$38,5223.6%14$7270.1%0.02$2,752$3.72Awareness play โ€” not optimized for conversion
conv_ALL_ABO_persona_pragmaticPaused$23,6412.2%200$8,7621.6%0.37$118.21$24.18Underperforming
marpipe_testActive$14,6311.4%143$6,8031.3%0.47$102.32$21.97Testing, monitor
Media buyer take: The biggest signal here is the ASC top-ads CPR campaign โ€” it's running at 0.79 ROAS with a $60.57 CPA, making it the most efficient campaign in the account by a wide margin. It gets 11.3% of spend but drives 17.8% of revenue. Why is this paused? Similarly, the partnership campaign shows 0.70 ROAS at only $14 CPM โ€” extremely cheap reach with solid conversion. The TQE CBO campaign is also punching above its weight at 0.70 ROAS. Meanwhile, the main scaling campaign (51.7% of spend) is running at 0.46 ROAS and $32.69 CPMs. If efficiency matters right now, there's clear room to redistribute budget toward the higher-performing campaigns.

Top Ad Sets by ROAS (min $500 spend)

Ad SetCampaignSpendPurchasesROASCPAFreq
TQE - Original Starter Kit - TQE HeadlinesTQE CBO$5,7391050.92$54.662.34
partnerships_Video-COF-UGC-ValeriaHinojosaPartnership$1,024241.27$42.662.19
partnerships_Video-COF-UGC-TessaSmith (scaling)Scaling$1,880370.91$50.812.01
partnerships_vallaforge_andyandersonPartnership$7,1831681.08$42.754.62
TQE - Nourish - NewCustomerTQE CBO$8,2951380.80$60.114.26

Fatigue Warning: Ad Sets with Frequency > 3.5

Ad SetCampaignSpendFreqROASSignal
TQE - Original Starter Kit - UGCTQE CBO$31,0204.720.64Saturated
partnerships_vallaforge_andyandersonPartnership$7,1834.621.08High freq but still converting
partnerships_TJL (Trader Joe's)Partnership$31,4934.010.72Watch
TQE - NourishTQE CBO$8,2954.260.80Getting saturated

4. Creative Intelligence (Last 7 Days)

Top 5 Ads by Efficiency (ROAS ร— Spend-Weighted)

These are the ads driving the most efficient revenue at meaningful scale.

#1: conv_og_sales_ABO_past_topperformers_SHA_MushroomCoffeeComparison (ASC CPR)
๐Ÿ’ฐ $45,536 ROAS: 0.68 ๐Ÿ›’ 666 purchases CPA: $68.37 CTR: 0.84% CPM: $30.25
"My focus throughout the day is phenomenal with this stuff. ~ Verified Customer..."
Title: Get $20 off & a free frother
View Creative ยท View Landing Page
Quality: 4/3/4 (Organic/Engagement/Conversion)
Why it works: Founder-style "mushroom coffee comparison" format with a verified customer testimonial hook. The social proof + comparison angle drives consideration. This is the account's most reliable high-volume converter โ€” 666 purchases at $68 CPA in 7 days.
#2: Founder vs. Mushroom Coffee (main scaling ad)
๐Ÿ’ฐ $310,429 ROAS: 0.44 ๐Ÿ›’ 3,184 purchases CPA: $97.50 CTR: 1.06% Hook: 29.5%
"MUD\WTR is powered by functional mushrooms, superfoods and spices..."
Title: Get $20 off & a free frother
View Creative ยท View Landing Page (rise-2) ยท Also runs to compare-listicle-og
Quality: 4/3/4 ยท 3-sec video views: 2.9M
The workhorse: This single ad is absorbing $310K of the $549K scaling campaign spend (56%). It's driving 3,184 purchases โ€” massive volume โ€” but at a $97.50 CPA and 0.44 ROAS. The hook rate (29.5%) is decent but not exceptional. This ad is carrying the account on volume but dragging down blended efficiency. It may be reaching diminishing returns at this spend level.
#3: conv_sales_ASC_jan14sprint_OG_STATICS37 (ASC CPR)
๐Ÿ’ฐ $10,929 ROAS: 0.86 ๐Ÿ›’ 186 purchases CPA: $58.76 CTR: 0.44%
Title: Get 40% off + free frother
View Creative ยท View Landing Page
Quality: 4/3/5 (strong conversion ranking)
Why it works: Static ad with "40% off" โ€” a stronger offer than the $20 off in other ads. The 5/5 conversion ranking from Meta confirms the algorithm sees this as highly convertible. Lower CTR but much higher conversion rate suggests this ad attracts higher-intent clickers.
#4: TQE - MUD/WTR VS RYZE Headline4 (TQE CBO)
๐Ÿ’ฐ $2,428 ROAS: 0.86 ๐Ÿ›’ 44 purchases CPA: $55.18 CTR: 0.97%
Title: MUD\WTR vs RYZE: Which Is Better?
"Looking for a coffee alternative that won't wreck your energy levels? We compared..."
View Creative
Why it works: The vs. RYZE comparison angle is a strong consideration-stage format. All 4 headline variants are running at 0.85โ€“1.23 ROAS โ€” the best efficiency cluster in the account. This concept has serious scaling potential at $55 CPA.
#5: AI-this-shit-expensive (ASC relaunch)
๐Ÿ’ฐ $10,994 ROAS: 0.72 ๐Ÿ›’ 165 purchases CPA: $66.63 CTR: 0.59%
Title: Get $20 off & a free frother
View Creative ยท View Landing Page
Quality: 4/3/4
Why it works: The "expensive" value angle + price anchoring. This ad acknowledges the price objection head-on, which builds trust and pre-qualifies buyers willing to pay premium.

Bottom 5 Ads (Spending but Not Converting)

AdSpendROASCPAPurchasesIssue
Moshi Managed - Mar 9$2,8430.06$9483Moshi AI agent burning cash
Moshi Managed - Mar 11$2,8370.00n/a0Zero purchases โ€” kill immediately
Moshi Sophia Ad - Mar 10$1,2140.00n/a0Sending to Instagram, not a sales page
conv_coffee_ABO_testing_launch-statics_Coffee-Conv-Event$1,5530.22$2227Weak conversion event optimization
conv_coffee_ABO_testing_Coffee_Founder_Decaf$1,5640.25$14211Decaf angle not resonating
Urgent: The "Moshi Managed" campaign has spent $6,894 in 7 days with 3 total purchases and a $2,298 CPA. These ads are sending traffic to Instagram (not a sales landing page). This looks like an automated tool creating and spending on ads without proper conversion optimization. Recommend pausing immediately โ€” this is pure waste.

Top Efficiency Cluster: ROAS Leaders (min $500 spend)

AdSpendROASCPAPurchasesCreative
BrainFog_OG persona focus$8842.67$23.2638View
partnerships_vallaforge (Andy Anderson)$1,2931.71$26.9348View
Founder Iced Recipe (variant)$2,4851.53$30.6881View
Can't Afford_OG_Adapt (ASC CPR)$2,9791.30$41.3772View
ASC_jan14sprint_OG_40%_OFF_STATICsquare-5$4,1771.26$43.0697View
partnerships_Matcha_Val$2,1951.30$37.2059View
Creative strategist take: The BrainFog persona ad is the efficiency outlier โ€” 2.67 ROAS at $23 CPA. It's only getting $884 in spend, which likely means it's in a paused or low-budget ad set. The common thread among top performers: persona-specific angles (brain fog, can't afford, iced recipe) and partnership/influencer content dramatically outperform the generic founder comparison ads on a per-dollar basis. The 40% off static is also notable โ€” stronger offer = stronger conversion.

Hook Performance Leaderboard (Thumbstop Rate)

3-second video views รท impressions. These hooks stop the scroll โ€” even if they don't all convert.

AdHook RateSpendROASPurchasesCreative
FYF PSA: Brain on Coffee79.3%$6,6880.000View
FYF PSA: Learned From You73.8%$5,8170.033View
FYF Costco69.4%$5,3410.000View
FYF: Right Now in America66.8%$3,5200.021View
Lyon Recipes OG 9x1659.9%$2,8760.3525View
Hook insight: The Fix Your Fix PSA-style ads are absolute scroll-stoppers (65โ€“79% hook rates โ€” industry avg is ~25%). They're doing their job as awareness/engagement plays. The Lyon Recipes ad is the interesting one โ€” 60% hook rate AND it converts (25 purchases, 0.35 ROAS). That hook format combined with a conversion-optimized structure could be a powerful new creative direction.

5. Placement & Audience Insights (Last 7 Days)

Placement Performance

PlacementSpend %CPMCTRCPAROASSignal
FB Reels31.6%$21.070.64%$95.390.95Volume + decent ROAS
FB Feed28.9%$19.960.63%$82.651.14Best ROAS at scale
IG Reels18.3%$20.740.57%$102.780.84Higher CPA than FB
IG Feed11.2%$34.410.84%$88.421.03High CPM but converts well
IG Stories5.9%$34.641.31%$93.981.01Strong CTR
FB Reels Overlay0.5%$1.710.21%$21.874.31๐Ÿ”ฅ Massive arbitrage
FB In-Stream Video1.0%$10.961.12%$48.651.84๐Ÿ”ฅ Under-leveraged
FB Right Column0.04%$1.900.04%$35.354.83๐Ÿ”ฅ Tiny but incredible efficiency
FB Search0.08%$8.900.52%$38.322.23High intent placement
Placement arbitrage: FB Reels Overlay ($1.71 CPM, 4.31 ROAS) and FB Right Column ($1.90 CPM, 4.83 ROAS) are the most efficient placements by far, but they're getting <1% of spend. FB In-Stream Video at $48.65 CPA is also extremely efficient. These are mostly auto-allocated by Meta's algorithm, but if there's a way to nudge more delivery toward these placements, the blended CPA would improve significantly.

Demographic Performance

Age ร— GenderSpend %CPAROASPurchasesSignal
55-64 Female10.9%$82.221.161,396Most efficient segment
35-44 Female11.4%$86.341.101,389Strong
45-54 Female11.6%$81.761.091,500Highest volume female
35-44 Male12.5%$88.451.061,486Solid
45-54 Male10.1%$84.681.051,252Steady
55-64 Male7.4%$91.611.01851Moderate
65+ Female9.1%$88.751.011,084Volume opportunity
25-34 Female6.4%$98.090.99691Below breakeven
25-34 Male10.3%$98.610.891,099High spend, low return
65+ Male5.2%$97.750.89562Inefficient
18-24 Male3.0%$99.550.85316Weak
18-24 Female1.3%$113.790.74121Worst CPA
Demographic read: Women 35-64 are the efficiency sweet spot โ€” all three cohorts are above 1.0 ROAS. The 25-34 cohort (both genders) is running below breakeven despite getting 16.7% of total spend. The 18-24 segment is the weakest performer at $107+ CPA and sub-0.85 ROAS. If the algorithm is over-indexing toward younger demos, there may be targeting adjustments worth exploring.

6. Landing Page & Destination Analysis

DestinationAdsSpendPurchasesCPAROASSignal
mudwtr.com/pages/rise-298$635,9907,425$85.630.52Primary LP โ€” massive volume
Unknown (no dest URL)93$181,4201,790$101.350.46Missing tracking
mudwtr.com/pages/compare-listicle-og6$70,882741$95.660.45Comparison page underperforming
mudwtr.com/pages/rise-2-coffee60$67,274755$89.110.51Coffee LP โ€” similar to OG
mudwtr.com/pages/self-care-ritual4$16,833280$60.120.77๐Ÿ”ฅ Best converting LP
mudwtr.com/.../nourish-starter-kit3$16,888142$118.930.51High CPA for Nourish
mudwtr.com/.../matcha-starter-kit4$2,90447$61.790.78Small but efficient
mudwtr.com/pages/nourish1$2,54242$60.521.02๐Ÿ”ฅ Only LP above breakeven
Landing page insight: The /pages/self-care-ritual LP is converting at $60 CPA and 0.77 ROAS โ€” significantly better than the primary /rise-2 page ($86 CPA, 0.52 ROAS). The /pages/nourish LP is the only one above breakeven at 1.02 ROAS. With $636K going to /rise-2, even a small routing test shifting 10-20% of traffic to /self-care-ritual could meaningfully improve blended CPA. The /compare-listicle-og page is underperforming despite getting $71K in spend โ€” the comparison format may be converting browsers who don't buy.

7. Strategic Considerations

๐Ÿ”ฅ THE MOSHI PROBLEM: The "Moshi Managed Sales Campaign DO NOT EDIT" has burned $6,894 in 7 days with 3 total purchases and ads pointing to Instagram instead of sales pages. This is an automated tool generating wasteful spend with zero conversion optimization. โ†’ Worth considering: Pause this campaign immediately. At the current burn rate, that's ~$30K/month in pure waste โ€” enough to fund an entire new creative testing sprint.
๐Ÿ“ˆ THE ASC TOP-ADS CPR OPPORTUNITY: This paused campaign ran at 0.79 ROAS with $60 CPAs โ€” nearly 2x the efficiency of the main scaling campaign. It gets 11.3% of spend but drives 17.8% of revenue. โ†’ Worth considering: Reactivating this campaign and scaling it to 15-20% of budget. If unit economics hold, shifting $50K/week from the scaling campaign to ASC CPR could yield ~$15K more in weekly revenue at the same spend.
๐Ÿงช THE VS. RYZE ANGLE: All 4 TQE "MUD/WTR vs RYZE" headline variants are running at 0.85โ€“1.23 ROAS with $44โ€“57 CPAs โ€” the best efficiency cluster in the entire account. They're only getting ~$6K in combined spend. โ†’ Worth considering: This is a proven concept that deserves its own scaling ad set. The comparison/competitive angle is clearly resonating with high-intent audiences. Build 3-5 more variants (video, UGC, different headlines) and give them real budget.
๐ŸŽฏ THE LANDING PAGE GAP: /pages/self-care-ritual converts at $60 CPA (vs $86 for /rise-2) but only 4 ads send traffic there. The /pages/nourish page is the only one above breakeven ROAS. Meanwhile, /rise-2 absorbs $636K and converts at 0.52 ROAS. โ†’ Worth considering: Running a structured LP test. Duplicate the top 5 ads and split traffic between /rise-2 and /self-care-ritual. If the CPA gap holds at scale, routing just 20% of the $636K spend ($127K) to the better LP could save ~$33K in CPA costs over the same period.
โšก THE CREATIVE CONCENTRATION RISK: One single ad (Founder vs Mushroom Coffee) is absorbing $310K of $549K scaling spend (56%). It's driving 3,184 purchases but at a declining 0.44 ROAS. The account's performance is overly dependent on this one creative. โ†’ Worth considering: Accelerating creative testing velocity. The BrainFog ad (2.67 ROAS, $23 CPA) and the Iced Recipe ad (1.53 ROAS) show that persona-specific and recipe-format angles dramatically outperform the generic comparison ad. Build a pipeline of 5-10 new concepts around these winning angles to reduce single-creative dependency.